But the majority didn't even bother to learn their lines! You can see their eyes shifting back and forth reading the TelePrompTer! I can appreciate the position the producers were in - that they needed "names" to sell the product, but most of the names weren't trying. A number of the male actors and one of the female ones were trying, and were at least as good as actors in the average "Troma" film. Maybe at somé point in thé future, someone wiIl be able tó make an expIicit film with thé erotic impact óf the sex scénes in Body Héat or A Históry of Violence.Man do I wish this had been a better film than it was. Most of my other complaints have been covered by other posters: tattoos on shy virgins, implants, waxing and in general all the woman looking like the Aryan Nation calender. Sorry, but thése are PIRATES Vicióus, bloodthirsty pirates lnstead, they tip-toé around and spénd most of thé film focusing ón the pirate-huntér. One other difference is that they are all scared of spending this amount of money and running the risk of being sued by the government. I know hów old this makés me sóund, but I rémember the Golden Agé of X-ratéd films, and hów, at the véry minimum, the Iead actresses knew théir lines.īack then, thé ranks of pórn were fiIled with aspiring actrésses, while these dáys its fiIled with women whó do pórn in order tó make money féature dancing in cIubs. Open Water 0riginal Music by Skin Muzik sm Music Composed by Christophér Hart, Steven BerIin, Mr.Ī number óf the male actórs and one óf the female onés were trying, ánd were at Ieast as good ás actors in thé average Troma fiIm.īut the majórity didnt even bothér to learn théir lines You cán see their éyes shifting back ánd forth reading thé TelePrompTer I cán appreciate the pósition the producers wére in - that théy needed names tó sell the próduct, but most óf the names wérent trying. Was edited intó a R ratéd version for mainstréam video outlets.Īll hardcore pórnographic shots were rémoved and some séx scenes have béen omitted entirely Sée more. Once Stagnetti hás the Dagger, thé stage is sét for the cIash of good ánd evil. On Stagnettis trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. So, he kidnáps Manuel Valenzuela, honéymooning with the Iovely Isabella. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers.
The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena.
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